1 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:19,540 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 2 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:24,540 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 3 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:32,580 ♪ When you left me all alone at the record hop 4 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:38,220 ♪ Told me you were going out for a soda pop 5 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:44,100 ♪ You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more 6 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:49,860 ♪ You came back, and, man oh man, this is what I saw 7 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:55,700 ♪ Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you 8 00:00:55,740 --> 00:01:01,340 ♪ Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue 9 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:07,140 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through 10 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:12,460 ♪ Cos lipstick on your collar told a tale on you 11 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:15,020 ♪ Boy! Told a tale on you 12 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,940 ♪ Man! Told a tale on you... ♪ 13 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:29,740 (NEWSREEL) "On the platform at Southampton are some music lovers... 14 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:34,420 .. who thought they'd make sure he knew which train to catch." 15 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:41,460 "The train is labelled 'Liberace Special', so there's not much chance of a mistake." 16 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:48,980 "At Waterloo, Britain proves she is a musical nation, 17 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:52,580 .. appreciative of culture in the widest sense." 18 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,660 "Liberace welcomes criticism, 19 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:04,260 .. though after one harsh comment he said, 'I was so upset I cried, all the way to the bank.'" 20 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:12,660 "Liberace says, 'The public has a right to invade my privacy.'" 21 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:18,700 "He learns that Britain is a country that loves to exercise its rights." 22 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:30,060 'Her Majesty's Government is ever mindful of the fact... 23 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:36,100 .. that this vital waterway is a main artery of world trade, 24 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:43,260 .. and a fundamental interest in the defence and the business of this nation.' 25 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:52,540 'Unilateral action by President Nasser puts in jeopardy not only the efficient use... 26 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:55,780 .. of an international waterway, 27 00:02:55,820 --> 00:03:02,540 .. but also the proper conduct of international relationships as we understand them.' 28 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:04,580 (ALL) Hear, hear! 29 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:10,980 It is time for the President of Egypt to pause for thought. 30 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,940 There are things he just cannot do. 31 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:16,660 'Hear, hear!' 32 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:20,820 'And so I say to Colonel Nasser, take heed.' 33 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:26,900 'You may imagine that you can do what you will, but... 34 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,460 ♪ Well, it's one for the money 35 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,460 ♪ Two for the show 36 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:34,180 ♪ Three to get ready, now go, cat, go 37 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:38,220 ♪ But don't you step on my blue suede shoes 38 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:45,100 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes 39 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:49,020 ♪ You can knock me down, step in my face 40 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:51,780 ♪ Slander my name all over the place 41 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,980 ♪ Do anything that you want to do 42 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:56,860 ♪ But ah, ah, honey lay off of my shoes 43 00:03:56,900 --> 00:04:00,900 ♪ Don't you step on my blue suede shoes 44 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:06,500 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes 45 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,300 Let's go, cat! 46 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,060 ♪ You can burn my house, steal my car 47 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,420 ♪ Drink my liquor from my old fruit jar 48 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:33,140 ♪ Do anything that you want to do 49 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:36,060 ♪ But ah, ah, honey lay off of them shoes 50 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:41,260 ♪ Don't you step on my blue suede shoes 51 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:46,100 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes 52 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:50,420 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 53 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:53,420 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 54 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,100 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 55 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,260 ♪ Blue, blue, blue suede shoes 56 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:03,380 ♪ You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes ♪ 57 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:17,220 Making sure this time? 58 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,660 What? 59 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,780 Oh, yes, well... 60 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:25,820 Look at this. I got this for a bob. 61 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,740 What is it? 62 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:32,380 "The Bronze Horseman." 63 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:37,740 What do you mean? Don't you know? 64 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:40,300 Who's it by? What? 65 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,500 If it's not by Mickey Spillane, I'm not interested. 66 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,060 Pushkin! 67 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,940 Oh, yeah? 68 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,860 One of his greatest poems. 69 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,540 Clap your eyes on this bit of verse. 70 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,300 What do you mean? 71 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:59,460 We'll never get out of the shaggin' Army. 72 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:04,060 Who cares about a bloody stretch of water full of flies and Arab shit? 73 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,060 Oh, that! 74 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:11,340 I'm nearly done. I'm just a few weeks away from getting out. 75 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,220 But nothing will happen. 76 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,820 Do you want a bet? 77 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,580 Like what? 78 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,380 Like... 79 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:23,700 .. stupid fat mums waving tear-sodden hankies from the dockside. 80 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:28,340 As you, me and Vera soddin' Lynn sail off towards Wogland. 81 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,380 Don't be daft, man. 82 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:36,660 They'll call me back as soon as I get out, the bastards. 83 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:40,980 Just when I get used to a good lie-in and not shaving and... 84 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:44,020 Bloody Russians'll join in! 85 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:46,660 He's their bloody ally! 86 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,700 Third World War, that's what! 87 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,780 Oh, Christ! 88 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,660 A future for arseholes. 89 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,460 A world made for Corporal Berry. 90 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,100 He hit her again last night. 91 00:06:58,140 --> 00:06:59,860 What? 92 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:05,140 Berry. I heard him. He give her one hell of a crack. 93 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,100 What do you do, Frank? 94 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,580 Got your ear on the ceiling? 95 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:14,940 I creep out, and I listen at the bottom of the... stairs. 96 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:17,780 You sly little Welshman! 97 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:19,980 It's not like that! 98 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,780 Not like it sounds. 99 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:22,980 Creep up the stairs, do you? 100 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,420 No, I do not! 101 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,860 Peek through the keyhole? 102 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:28,260 You've got the wrong end of the stick. 103 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:33,260 I don't know what to do about it. 104 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,420 What can you do? 105 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:39,980 Rescue her. 106 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:13,260 You dirty sod! 107 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:21,700 But what sort of a woman would live with a prick like the Corporal? 108 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:24,500 We don't know all the facts. 109 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:26,460 The circumstances. 110 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,220 He hasn't kidnapped her. 111 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:31,940 There's all sorts of ways a man can gain control of a woman. 112 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,940 You and I both know that. 113 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,540 Well, yes, that's true. 114 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:42,780 I mean, Svengali and Trilby. Mr Barrett and Elizabeth Browning. 115 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:47,340 The world of literature is full of it. Look at poor Ophelia... 116 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:49,700 But have you ever talked to her? 117 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,180 No. 118 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:52,940 Well, why don't you? 119 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:56,260 My tongue would stick to the roof of my mouth. 120 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,860 Come on! 121 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:02,220 You haven't seen her. She's the most beautiful creature that ever... 122 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:11,060 What's this, then? 123 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,900 What's what, Corp? 124 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:16,860 You two pansies. Look as though you're up to something. 125 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,780 What would that be, Corp? 126 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:20,020 Corporal. 127 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,060 Sorry, Corp. 128 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,020 I mean, sorry, Corporal. 129 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,820 You're a cheeky shagger, Hopper. 130 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:31,620 You mind I don't put my prick in your ear. 131 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,220 Shag some respect into you. 132 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,820 I hate this shaggin' job. 133 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:02,220 And I hate these shaggin' papers. 134 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:06,820 And the shaggin' company I got to shaggin' keep. 135 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,820 What did you shaggin' say, soldier? 136 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:14,500 Nothing, Corporal. No? 137 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:17,700 You better shaggin' well not. 138 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,900 What you doing? 139 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,220 Reading, Corporal. 140 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:27,540 I can shaggin' see that. I asked you what! 141 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,980 Some p... p... p... 142 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,340 Poetry. 143 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:34,940 Did I ask you? 144 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,660 Did I? No, Corporal. 145 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,140 Then shut your shaggin' mouth! 146 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:52,420 Oh, Christ! 147 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:56,420 Here we go again. 148 00:10:57,540 --> 00:11:00,540 Listening to those twats. 149 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,980 I wish I was dead. 150 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:11,700 I should never have signed on. 151 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:15,340 If I'd known it'd put me in a shithouse like this, I... 152 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,900 Oh, God! 153 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,940 Oh, Christ! 154 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,580 What's the matter? 155 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,820 Poetry? 156 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,980 You're reading poetry? 157 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,060 That right? 158 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,900 Yes. 159 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,620 (SOBBING) 160 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,820 Then you want your shaggin' head seeing to, my son. 161 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,860 That's very generous, Wallace. 162 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,740 You do it too often. 163 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:57,300 Don't go on. I'll spend my spondules as I see fit. 164 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:01,580 It's not affection. There's no love lost. 165 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:04,900 I suppose we'd better... 166 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:06,740 Oh, bumholes! 167 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,220 Oh, yes, I know, it's... 168 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,620 I pray for this cup to pass. 169 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:16,380 I can't sleep any more. I see their tanks, their infantry. 170 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:22,860 Let's have a bloody good brandy — on me. 171 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,220 Are you having a breakdown? 172 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:29,740 A minute here and there... 173 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,940 Harry, what is going on? 174 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,180 We deserve a stiff one. 175 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:37,220 We always do — deserve a Remy, I mean. 176 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,220 Four brandies. Thank you. 177 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:44,500 She should be in an old folk's home. 178 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,340 They all do. 179 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:50,180 What's to say they aren't already? 180 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,260 Come on, old thing, you're brooding. 181 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,420 Yes, I suppose I am. 182 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,780 I dread what's going to happen. 183 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,380 Or what's not going to happen. 184 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,140 Harry? 185 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,380 Something has happened to us. 186 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,660 As a people, I mean. 187 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,380 I never thought I'd see the day. 188 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,060 Or rather, the night. 189 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,580 The long, long night. 190 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:23,660 The darkness and the shame! 191 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:30,140 Dear God. Dear God almighty! 192 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:34,700 If we don't go in, if we don't fulfil our... 193 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,700 Now, look here! 194 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,740 Dear God! 195 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,500 I don't know whether I... 196 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,700 Now, look here. 197 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:51,340 I'm going to say something that I've never been able to. 198 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,700 Look here, my father was a... 199 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,100 The male parent, yes? 200 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,740 He was... 201 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,100 He... 202 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:09,220 He kept a shop. You know? A corner shop. 203 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,140 No, no, no, no! 204 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:18,060 He was a decent enough sort of chap. 205 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:22,060 It's not something that I've ever... 206 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,020 I tell you this! 207 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,060 That poor little old man. 208 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,580 He would have... He would have... 209 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,620 Oh, Jesus Christ! 210 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:40,180 Hit them! Go in! Hit them hard! Hard! Fucking hard! 211 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,820 CAR DOOR SLAMS 212 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,620 What's up? 213 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,900 I wonder what's up. 214 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,340 I shouldn't complain. 215 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,580 No, you're right there. 216 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,300 PHONE 217 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:48,540 Which one is that? 218 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,940 It's the red one. 219 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,260 Christ! The scrambler! 220 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,420 You'd better answer it. 221 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:03,140 I'm not supposed to answer a scrambled phone. 222 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:05,180 Somebody's better. 223 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,460 Francis. 224 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,180 Corporal? 225 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:19,980 Answer the phone. 226 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,700 But.. But I...! 227 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,740 Answer the shaggin' phone! 228 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,620 Answer the shaggin' phone! 229 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,420 He... Hello? 230 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,860 No... No, he's out. 231 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,580 Ah. One moment. 232 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,580 Where are they, man? 233 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,060 We don't know. 234 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,660 Having a Jimmy Riddle. 235 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:13,660 He's having a Jimmy Riddle, sir. With the other officers. 236 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,300 Jesus! 237 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,740 (LAUGHS) 238 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,580 No... Well... 239 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:28,460 No, he's not here either. 240 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,340 Francis, sir. Private, sir. 241 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,100 I... 242 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,140 Sir! 243 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,980 Yes, sir, one m-m-m... 244 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,700 P-p-pencil! Quick! Quick! 245 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,180 Yes, sir. One m-m-m... 246 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,540 Yes, sir. 247 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,540 Could you repeat that, please? 248 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,300 Yes. 249 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,100 Four o'clock, sir. 250 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,140 Yes, sir. > 251 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,860 Yes, sir. > 252 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,900 Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir. 253 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,980 A fat lot of help! 254 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,380 Thank you very much! 255 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:28,300 Don't you shaggin' well know what a Jimmy Riddle is? 256 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,060 What? 257 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,820 A piss. A piddle. A Jimmy Riddle. 258 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,620 God. 259 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,180 I thought... I thought it was some sort... 260 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,500 I don't know what I thought. 261 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,220 He sounded so... so... 262 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,220 Who was it? 263 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,660 It was the Foreign Office. 264 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,940 The Foreign Office? The Foreign Office? 265 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,380 The Foreign Office. 266 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,380 Christ! 267 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,380 My head went blank. 268 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,380 It was for Major Hedges. 269 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,380 The red braces. > 270 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:09,380 Something's going on. I'll bet you any money it's... 271 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,220 Oh, shit! 272 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:15,420 I can feel it. They won't let me go. What was the message? 273 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,140 Am I supposed to tell you? 274 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,900 I'm only a Russian spy! 275 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,940 Stormy petrel. 276 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:26,220 Code! I-i-it's in code! 277 00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:28,660 It's a bird, innit? 278 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:32,380 One that flies ahead of the storm. 279 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,620 See! I told you! 280 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,060 Told us what? 281 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,780 Not much of a code, is it? 282 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:42,140 If I was some stupid Russian peasant, I'd work it out. 283 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:45,460 It's a warning — flying before the storm. 284 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,020 The battle! That's pretty obvious. 285 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:51,620 Battle? What battle? 286 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,620 Bollocks, Hopper! 287 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,340 What do you know about it? 288 00:21:56,380 --> 00:22:01,180 There's a lot more going on in here than you'll ever know! 289 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,380 ♪ CINEMA ORGAN ♪ 290 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:54,740 'We all need an extra few bob. There's no shame in that.' 291 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,940 Oh, please! 292 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,780 Sylvia. 293 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,660 What do you want? 294 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,060 Sylvia, please! 295 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,420 I said, what do you want? 296 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,700 To talk. 297 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,340 What about? 298 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:04,420 Sylvia, please! 299 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:09,820 Just bleedin' leave me alone! 300 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:14,020 I'm already late because of you! Parked outside all day. 301 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,100 I'll drive you there. 302 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,900 No, you bloody won't! 303 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:20,460 Don't be silly. Get in, please. 304 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,980 Come on. Come on. 305 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,180 There's a good girl. 306 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,780 Christ! 307 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,620 I'm late. I shall lose my job. 308 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,980 I'm not interested in you. 309 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,660 I know you're not. 310 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,780 How could you be? 311 00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:58,700 You know what you are, don't you? 312 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:01,060 Yes, I do. 313 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:04,380 Look, I rubbed you for a pound. 314 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,580 That's because I was... > 315 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:08,340 Short of a few bob. Yes. 316 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,180 I wish I hadn't done it. 317 00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:14,300 It made me feel all sticky and... 318 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,660 It made me feel sick. 319 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:19,780 Yes, it would. Yes. 320 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:23,460 So, what did you want? What are you doing? 321 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:27,820 If I tell my Pete, he'll break your dirty little neck. 322 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,020 Please don't! 323 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,820 And if I tell your wife, 324 00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:34,660 the poor bitch...! 325 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,860 Please! Please! 326 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:40,420 It made me feel sick. 327 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,900 This has only happened once before. 328 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:10,020 That was a year ago and more. 329 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:14,460 I'll tell you. There's trouble. 330 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,620 There's something fishy going on. 331 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,500 The last time, they came back drunk. 332 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,180 Yeah? Yeah? 333 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,660 Pissed as newts. 334 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,700 Get away! 335 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:30,740 Practically arm in arm, they were. 336 00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:35,020 It was disgusting. 337 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,540 No, no, no. 338 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:44,460 If we go in on our own - I don't say we shouldn't. 339 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:48,500 I should hope not. If. You know the conditional tense? 340 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,780 Don't talk about grammar! 341 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:53,780 Then what if the Soviets move? 342 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:58,500 They already have. We see it on our charts every day. 343 00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,900 If they give us an ultimatum. 344 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:07,460 We should get a bucket and spade and dig a bloody big hole in the ground. 345 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,300 Like the local cemetery? 346 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:11,500 Or we call their bluff. 347 00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:14,340 If! If! 348 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:19,260 You've heard of the - what was it? The conditional tense, Archie? 349 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:21,980 But what have we got the bomb for? 350 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:25,460 What do you mean, on our own? Whoever said that? 351 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,460 The French couldn't punch a hole in a paper bag. 352 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,820 I don't mean the Frogs. I'd sooner go to war with my maiden aunt. 353 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,980 This is very moreish, I must say. 354 00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:40,980 The Americans, of course. 355 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:46,500 Truck doesn't drink, but it would be nice if he were here. 356 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:51,340 Haven't you notice? The shop has been left unattended. 357 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,900 What are you getting at? 358 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:59,100 Colonel Trekker is not much in the office lately. 359 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:01,980 So? That's right. He isn't. 360 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:05,500 That's because his niece is over from Texas. 361 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:09,340 With boots and a big hat! 362 00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:12,420 This is balderdash. You know it is. 363 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,780 Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't. 364 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:18,740 We've never let them down. Why should they let us down? 365 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:23,460 I think I'll still look for a place to dig. 366 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,340 Why are you smiling like that? 367 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:27,140 Like what? 368 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,180 ORGAN MUSIC 369 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,900 'Harry, what do you think?' 370 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:52,940 'I'm saying the Yanks...' 371 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,380 Harry. 372 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:02,020 Don't hear them so much any more. 373 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:08,100 And that was something I rather enjoyed. 374 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:10,060 Good heavens above! Harry? 375 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,420 The time! Don't hear what? 376 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:16,420 We must get back. There's flap enough going on. 377 00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,860 Sorry? What was that, Wallace? 378 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:23,740 Don't hear what so much? Where have you been, old thing? 379 00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:27,580 The Wurlitzers and whatnot. 380 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:31,620 Like the one that used to be at the... 381 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:36,340 Everything... 382 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:40,340 Everything seems to be changing, don't you think? 383 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,940 On the move. 384 00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:45,300 That's what we'd better be. 385 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:48,340 Come on, chaps. Skates on. 386 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,500 CLOCK CHIMES 387 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,500 WHISPERS: Psst! Frank! 388 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,540 Hey, Frank! Wakey, wakey! 389 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,700 What? 390 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:44,220 The message! 391 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,260 The phone message! 392 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,220 Auditioning, Francis? 393 00:30:58,260 --> 00:30:59,420 Sir? 394 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:02,220 For a part in a melodrama? 395 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,340 What the hell's the matter? 396 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,980 Sir, there, there was... 397 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:11,020 Sir, when you were out, there was a message. 398 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,500 On the telephone, sir. 399 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,540 I answered the instrument. 400 00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,540 The what? 401 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,980 The red one, sir. 402 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,860 The scrambler? 403 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,900 A communication for Major Hedges. 404 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:32,700 You may be Welsh, but can't you speak in plain, decent English? 405 00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:38,700 You mean to say that two hours ago there was a call on the scrambler? 406 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:41,140 Sir. 407 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,060 Did you write it down? 408 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,900 I did indeed, sir. Don't you indeed me! 409 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:49,060 Sorry, sir? Well? 410 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:57,340 I got it, sir. Here it is. 411 00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,220 I should bloody well hope so. 412 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:04,380 Give it to whom it is meant. 413 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,140 Yes, sir. 414 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,500 You bloody halfwit! 415 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:10,540 Sorry, sir. 416 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,420 Excuse me, sir. 417 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,220 Beg pardon, sir. 418 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:42,580 I'm sorry, sir. There is a message for you which I... 419 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,980 WHISPERS: Major Hedges! 420 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,420 CHRIST ALMIGHTY! 421 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,020 No, no, no, no, no. 422 00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:24,580 I'm sorry, sir. No, no, I was not asleep. 423 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:30,060 Of course not. Why do you think I sent my man over? 424 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,460 He couldn't wake a sleeping kitten. 425 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:37,540 I felt something on my arm - you know, when you're lost in thought. 426 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,460 A sort of tentacle. 427 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:43,980 Lost in thought? That's a new one. You were fast asleep. 428 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:46,980 No, Archie, lost in thought, old bean. 429 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:54,500 You should be in the commandos, the way you creep up on a fellow. 430 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,340 Well done! 431 00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:59,100 Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir. 432 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:04,340 What do you want? My wallet? 433 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:07,340 There is a message for you, sir. 434 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,820 The Foreign Office. 435 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:12,060 When did this come? When you were asleep. 436 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,540 When you were out at dinner, sir. 437 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,860 Last night? 438 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:18,860 Lunch. I meant lunch, sir. 439 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,900 Luncheon. 440 00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:24,020 Lunch? I'm sorry, sir. 441 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:28,980 So long as it's not urgent, eh? Like invading some little country. 442 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,700 Like Sweden. 443 00:34:30,740 --> 00:34:32,460 I wrote it down, sir. 444 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,580 Good for you! 445 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:37,620 And then it... slipped my mind, sir. 446 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:41,020 Well, what does it say? 447 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,860 Pardon, sir? 448 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:48,620 The message. Who is it from? This chappie or chappess at the FO? 449 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:51,780 Well-known den of vice, Francis. 450 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,700 Say who it was, did he or she? 451 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,740 It was a Mr Philby, sir. 452 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,180 Jolly good. Keep going. 453 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:06,020 He said "stormy petrel," sir. 454 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:11,700 Time? Did he give a time? 455 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,740 Four o'clock, sir. 456 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,500 You little shit! 457 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:21,540 You pile of poodle-poop! 458 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:26,340 You half-witted lump of Caerphilly cheese! 459 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:29,460 LOOK AT THE TIME! 460 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,260 Twenty-five past... 461 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:34,660 Get out of my sight! 462 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,700 Yes, sir! 463 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:51,940 Telegraph? Sports Desk, please. 464 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:55,540 Bertie Cooper, please. 465 00:35:57,660 --> 00:36:00,260 Bertie! Wallace here. 466 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,500 Hedges. 467 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:08,980 Have you got the result on the four o'clock - Newbury? 468 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:11,500 Yes. Yes. 469 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:16,140 Go on. 470 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:20,340 All go? 471 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:22,380 And the price? 472 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:25,580 Twenty to one! 473 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:30,140 By God, yes! Lucky for someone! 474 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,580 No, not me. 475 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:36,500 Thanks very much, Bertie. 476 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,620 Toodle-oo, old pip. 477 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:51,700 It only goes to show, one must be philosophical about these things. 478 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,820 Wallace? 479 00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:58,420 Yes? Come on! 480 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:02,420 Come on what? 481 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:05,460 Oh, the gee-gees. 482 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:09,820 I really think we should get on. Time and tide... 483 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:12,420 It was won by a filly - Ramona. 484 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,500 What about Stormy whatsit? 485 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,100 Nowhere! 486 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:27,980 That's the last time I trust Philby. 487 00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:31,020 Supposed to be in the bloody know! 488 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:35,100 Straight from the horse's arse, eh? 489 00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:11,460 THUNDER AND RAIN 490 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,300 WHISPERS: Hey! Frank! 491 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:22,020 BUDDY HOLLY: "RAINING IN MY HEART" 492 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:30,060 ♪ The sun is out, the sky is blue 493 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:34,140 ♪ There's not a cloud to spoil the view 494 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,500 ♪ But it's raining 495 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:41,060 ♪ Raining in my heart 496 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:48,380 ♪ The weatherman says clear today 497 00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:52,340 ♪ He doesn't know you've gone away 498 00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:54,380 ♪ And it's raining 499 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,700 ♪ Raining in my heart 500 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:09,060 ♪ Oh, misery, misery 501 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:18,340 ♪ What's going to become of me? 502 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:24,580 ♪ I tell my blues they mustn't show 503 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:28,580 ♪ But soon these tears are bound to flow 504 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:30,740 ♪ Cos it's raining 505 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:36,580 ♪ Raining in my heart 506 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,060 ♪ But it's raining 507 00:39:51,100 --> 00:39:53,460 ♪ Raining in my heart 508 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:07,420 ♪ And it's raining 509 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,660 ♪ Raining in my heart 510 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:22,660 ♪ Oh, misery, misery 511 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:31,540 ♪ What's going to become of me? 512 00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:37,580 ♪ I tell my blues they mustn't show... ♪ 513 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,620 Shag it! 514 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,140 Shag it all! 515 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,620 Oh, bugger! 516 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,060 What you doing? 517 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,020 Hello, Corporal. 518 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,740 You following me? Course not! 519 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,420 Don't want to walk with me? 520 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,260 Don't be silly. 521 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,980 What's up with you, then? 522 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,060 Nothing. 523 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:30,740 It's just... We're a different rank. 524 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,980 We're what? 525 00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:37,020 I don't want to be presumptuous. 526 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:44,380 I don't stand on ceremony after working hours, Frank. 527 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:45,900 Right you are, Corporal. 528 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:48,380 Pete. It's Pete. 529 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:51,380 After working hours, all right? 530 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,420 Right. 531 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,820 What's the matter? Sorry? 532 00:41:57,860 --> 00:42:02,340 You got an earwig up your arse? Got something against me? 533 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:09,260 I just don't like my head being pushed down the pan. 534 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:12,020 That was nothing to cry about! 535 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:15,860 Clean shit never hurt no-one! 536 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:20,220 I'll tell you what, Frank, old lad, I'll buy you a drink. Oh, I... 537 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:22,140 Are you turning me down? 538 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:24,300 No, it's just... 539 00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:27,580 Right, then, fellow me lad. 540 00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:31,020 I'm not going to eat you. 541 00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:33,060 Am I? 542 00:42:52,660 --> 00:42:54,540 (BELCHES) 543 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:56,100 Next one's on you. 544 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,820 Oh, but... 545 00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:59,820 But what? 546 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:03,780 I didn't really want to... I certainly don't want two. 547 00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:05,420 But I do. Yes, but... 548 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:08,140 You don't duck out your round. 549 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:09,580 The thing is... 550 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:13,140 I don't know what you get up to in darkest shaggin' Wales. 551 00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:15,180 A lot of singing, I know. 552 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:19,220 But up here a bloke is expected to pay his way. 553 00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:21,220 I'm a bit short. 554 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:22,700 Oh, are you? 555 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,340 Till payday. 556 00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:26,220 Who shaggin' isn't? 557 00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,620 You can have this. 558 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:32,420 But that's brown and mild. It's not my drink. 559 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:34,020 That's all you'll get. 560 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:40,220 Right. Just have to do, then. 561 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,540 I got to get going, anyway. 562 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:48,500 They don't like me late for my tea. 563 00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:51,220 Who don't? The nutters? 564 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:53,300 The what? Those two downstairs. 565 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,420 Off their heads. 566 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:58,500 That's my aunt and uncle. 567 00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:00,340 It must run in the family, then. 568 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:07,220 I'll, er... Thanks for the drink, Corp. See you. 569 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:11,620 You're shaggin' lucky to have grub waiting for you. 570 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,940 Haven't you? 571 00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:22,020 Missus don't get in till half ten Tuesdays and Thursdays. 572 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:25,980 And the bloody weekends are shagged to buggery. 573 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:28,620 That's the cinema business for you. 574 00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:30,340 The what? 575 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:32,060 She's an usherette. 576 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,900 Still, she gets to see some good films. 577 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:37,820 Where? 578 00:44:37,860 --> 00:44:39,340 What? 579 00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:42,540 Where is she...? Which cinema? 580 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:45,420 The Odeon in the Broadway. You... 581 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:51,060 What's it to you? 582 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:52,700 Nothing. Just... 583 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:54,740 Just... what? 584 00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:57,660 Just making conversation. 585 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,940 ♪ ORGAN MUSIC ♪ 586 00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:59,060 No use worrying about it, old chap. 587 00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:03,580 No use at all. 588 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:43,660 'And then there are others.' 589 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:47,820 Like you, for instance. One in a million. 590 00:46:47,860 --> 00:46:50,300 Who are given an interesting life. 591 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:54,540 A life that is radiant and full of significance. 592 00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:56,700 You are fortunate. 593 00:46:56,740 --> 00:47:03,180 fame and happiness, and this radiant and interesting life. 594 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:12,660 <.. are like so many delicious sweets which I never eat. 595 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:20,420 But what is beautiful about it? 596 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,380 I must go and write presently. 597 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:27,420 Forgive me. I haven't much time to spare. 598 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:38,020 corn, and here I am getting excited and a little angry. 599 00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:47,980 Let's talk about my radiant and beautiful life. 600 00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:53,820 Well, where shall we begin? 601 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,380 SNORING 602 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:16,420 Aunt Vickie, I think I'll... 603 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,260 Shh! 604 00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:23,740 Sorry. 605 00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:29,140 Then he says he don't sleep nights. 606 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:35,340 I'll make the cocoa in a minute. 607 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:37,780 I think I'll get some air. 608 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,540 At this time of night? 609 00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:45,340 A little stroll. I feel a bit... 610 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,460 UNCLE FRED GRUNTS 611 00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:55,620 PROLONGED SNORING 612 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:08,340 Don't trip over nothing when you come back in. 613 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:10,340 Trip over? 614 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:15,740 No. All right, Aunt Vickie. 615 00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:33,540 and can't do anything else. 616 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:36,820 What is there radiant or beautiful in that? 617 00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:38,540 It's a fatuous life! 618 00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,300 (SNORES LOUDLY) 619 00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:42,060 Uncle Truck! 620 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:43,660 Shh! 621 00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:47,580 Where am I? Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. 622 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:49,580 Shh! Please! 623 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:56,300 the fact that a cloud looking like 624 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,820 a grand piano floated by. 625 00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:02,820 in the air. I make a mental note. 626 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:06,180 "Sickly scent - a flower, the colour of a widow's dress." 627 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:09,380 "Mention when describing a summer evening." 628 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:14,060 I utter, and every word you utter, 629 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:18,740 .. lock them in my literary pantry in case they might be useful. 630 00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:23,740 It's like that always, and I can't get any rest from myself. 631 00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:29,180 'I feel as though I'm devouring my own life. Am I out of my mind?' 632 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:31,620 I know you have no reason... 633 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:37,100 I know you have no reason to trust me, but... 634 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:42,140 Good evening. 635 00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:44,500 I know you have no reason to... 636 00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:48,340 Good evening. 637 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:53,260 I love you. 638 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,020 Please! 639 00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,820 Excuse me. 640 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,860 Pardon? 641 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,860 Did you...? Is this yours? 642 00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,820 Mine? 643 00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:03,620 I think you d-d-dropped it. 644 00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:05,220 Did I? 645 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:07,260 Didn't you? 646 00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:11,220 It's a nice pen. 647 00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:18,180 Yeah? What's the matter? 648 00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:23,940 I know you have no reason to... 649 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:25,700 Good evening. 650 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:29,420 I know you have no reason to..t..t... 651 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:31,260 You're downstairs, ain't you? 652 00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:34,380 Yes, I... 653 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:36,980 What's your name, then? 654 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:39,260 Francis. 655 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:41,940 My friends call me Frank. 656 00:52:41,980 --> 00:52:45,100 Frank. That's a nice name. 657 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:50,060 Did you ever have any sheep? 658 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,780 Pardon? 659 00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,780 I was thinking... It don't matter. 660 00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:56,700 I'm a National Serviceman. 661 00:52:56,740 --> 00:53:00,780 I work in the same place as your... Corporal Berry. 662 00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:04,500 And I don't like the way he treats you. 663 00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:06,180 Hey, steady on! 664 00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:09,180 And... I love you! 665 00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:16,820 Look... 666 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,860 But I do! I do! 667 00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,140 Christ almighty! 668 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,100 I beg your pardon. 669 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:28,380 Look... 670 00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:29,900 I'm sorry. 671 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,340 Look... 672 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:33,340 Yes? 673 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:37,180 You can't come to the front door with me. 674 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,940 No, I can't. 675 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,220 Hold on. 676 00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:50,500 They do dance lessons at the Hammersmith Palais on Sundays. 677 00:53:50,540 --> 00:53:53,260 I'm no good at that. 678 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,340 Two left feet, see. 679 00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:57,860 That's why they do lessons! 680 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,100 Anyway... 681 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,500 Yes? 682 00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:02,340 That's where I'll be. 683 00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:05,180 Oh! Thank you! Yes! 684 00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:08,700 Good night, then. 685 00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:10,660 Good night. 686 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:14,260 ♪ FLOYD ROBINSON: "MAKIN' LOVE" ♪ 687 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:16,260 ♪ What would people say? 688 00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,660 ♪ What would people do? 689 00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:22,460 ♪ What people think if people knew I was with you? 690 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:26,380 ♪ Makin' lo-o-o-ve, makin' love 691 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:29,940 ♪ Makin' lo-o-o-ve, makin' love 692 00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:32,940 ♪ What would people think? 693 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,980 ♪ What if people knew? 694 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:38,740 ♪ Instead of being off to school all day I was with you 695 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:41,580 ♪ Makin' lo-o-o-ve, makin' love... ♪ 696 00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:53,860 (Hey, Frank!) 697 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:59,180 (Psst! Frank! Wakey, wakey!) 698 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:00,500 (What?) 699 00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:03,180 (What have you got to grin about?) 700 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:05,220 (Nothing!) 701 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,900 (Did you talk to her?) 702 00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:12,500 (What?) 703 00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:14,500 (Berry's wife?) 704 00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:16,540 (Yeah! Last night!) 705 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:21,020 (You dirty sod!) 706 00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:22,780 Hopper. > 707 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:28,540 Stop whispering behind your hand like a tart in a pub doorway. 708 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:31,140 Sir. 709 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:42,780 Corporal! 710 00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:44,180 and 711 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:46,460 Time for the barely bloody drinkable. 712 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,980 Sir! Francis. 713 00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:11,700 Wake yourself up! 714 00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:14,140 You dozy little man! 715 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,500 Coffee. 716 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:27,060 Ah, Truck! We were... 717 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:30,260 Hi, folks. Only us chickens. 718 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:33,900 Thought I'd show my niece where I hang my hat. 719 00:56:33,940 --> 00:56:37,460 Gentlemen, this is Lisa.